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This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries a cheeky, dark-humored design that feels like a wink to those who know the work. A illustrated tombstone reads “Thou shall not fool around with ER nurses,” framed by a stethoscope and small medical details — subtle, smart, and a little mischievous. The soft, post-dyed cotton gives the shirt a lived-in hand and gentle fade that suits everyday wear. Wear it on shift-change nights, at low-key meetups with colleagues, or on coffee runs between rounds; it settles into your routine the way a familiar scrub top does, but with personality. The print sits front-and-center without overwhelming the shirt’s clean silhouette, so it layers easily under a flannel or over a long sleeve for cooler shifts. If you live for the fast pace, dry wit, and late-night stories of the ER, this tee speaks your language without shouting it.
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Thou Shall Not Fool Around With ER Nurses T-Shirt
$16.55 USD
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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