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This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries a tongue-in-cheek vintage vibe: a distressed illustration of a smiling person holding a flared object with the caption “FLARED BASES GIVE ME JOB SECURITY.” It feels like an inside joke shared among people who tinker, weld, or work in trades—worn-in color, soft hand, and a lived-in look that settles into your routine. Throw it on after a long shift, pair with work jeans, or wear it to a meet-up where the humor lands with people who know the craft. The muted, faded print reads like a reclaimed poster, and the tee’s medium-weight cotton holds shape without feeling stiff. Honest, comfortable, and a little irreverent—this is the kind of shirt that starts conversations and belongs in a toolbox of staples.
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) with Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk for consistent fit
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner look
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²), relaxed fit, sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Flared Bases Give Me Job Security T-Shirt
$16.55 USD
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) with Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk for consistent fit
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner look
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²), relaxed fit, sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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